YOU. DID THE DOG SEND YOU? ... No? Well, then. Hello. My name is Johnny. You can call me "Nny" for short. Gripped as I am by the sludge of this filthy reality, I have created this... this blog thing... to pass the time of countless sleepless nights. Please. Sit down. You can talk to me. Or ask me questions. LOTS OF QUESTIONS!!! I will answer when I am not busy collecting 'paint' for my wall. Mind what you say, lest I find it appropriate to use you as a fresh coat. • I HAVE TO KEEP THE WALL WET
ANOTHER ONE OF THESE NIGHTS